This morning, as I was taking a shower, the doorbell rang. I quickly got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around my waist and opened the door. I find myself almost naked in front of a delivery twink, a charming redhead. Me: Hello, sorry there must be a mistake I didn't order anything. Him: Hello, yes I know but... I don't give him time to finish as I close the door. The doorbell rings again. Him: I'm sorry, I've broken down and I need help. I stare at him. He's cute and despite his uniform, he looks well-built. I feel my tail stiffen but I let him in. Him: I'm really sorry to bother you, but my van has just broken down and I need to contact the head office so that they can send me a tow truck and a colleague can come and collect the round, but my battery's dead and my phone's flat. I hope it's only his phone that's flat, I thought. Me: What kind of charger do you need? Him
